Rock Triangulation - Or, Theo you’re overthinking some episodes of a show designed to market toys and that’s okay

ghostanswers:

As people who follow me might know I am pretty fond of Transformers. So I was just chillin thinking about two of my simultaneously most hated / most favorite episodes and trying to figure out what inspired the love/hate, and it occurred to me they have a few things in common.

So I’m gonna talk about Rock Bottom (01x19) and Triangulation (02x13) jointly.

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This is good analysis and commentary and you should feel good.

andromedamedrexia:

tillall-areone:

natephoenix:

HOLY SHIT.  Of all of the 3rd party Transformer toys i’ve seen, this is the first one that I really REALLY want.

Mastermind Creations (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Mastermind-Creations/134216339973092?fref=ts) are producing this version of Arcee (called Azaelea) based on Alex Milne’s design for her in the IDW spotlight: Arcee comic. 

WANT WANT WANT.

so many toys, so little money

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Torn between “oh boy another 3rd party Arcee I need in my collection” and “but it’s IDW Arcee…………”

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kuuratron:

ayellowbirds:

ghostanswers:

acupfullofsynthen:

generalbri:

And here’s the Autobit tidbit about Transformers genders.

Hasbro you make no sense…

Fuck this.

Gods above and below, I want to bash my face against the screen. I really hope that somebody outside the usual writing staff was responsible for this bullshit.

You can’t tell us they don’t have a concept of gender, and then only present “female” as a deviation from that, and have the rest use male pronouns. Either have no deviations whatsoever, or SHOW US that the rest aren’t male, use neutral pronouns (they is an option), and give us examples of MALE exceptions!

Remember folks, there’s a petition to get more female characters in Transformers! Hopefully letting Hasbro know we want them will reduce the bullshit.

Fucking textbook example of people thinking male is the default and female is “the other”.

Dear followers, please, do consider signing the petition.

I know everyone says internet petitions don’t help anything, but I think in this case it’s necessary. Hasbro/IDW are taking their cues currently from forums full of the very worst of our fandom— aggressive male fans who don’t understand why TF should EVER feature anything other than good boy robots hitting evil boy robots. (CAVEAT is that of course not everyone who posts at the official TF forums is like this, but the numbers are certainly higher there than, say, Tumblr.) The more signatures we get on this petition, the stronger a showing we can make to Hasbro/IDW when we say “LOOK. THIS IS SOMETHING YOUR CONSUMER BABE WANTS.”

So please, please, if you ever wanted there to be more than one or two token females in Transformers, PLEASE sign this. We need to have our voices heard.

I know this is super late, but this is an anon kink fill

ghostanswers:

Arcee/Hot Rod/Springer, G1 (G2?), bondage, femme in charge. Thank you in advance if you can write it!!!!!!!

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Theo this was friggin’ adorable.

blewuptheship:

velken:

all of my money

Arcee evolved into… Vehicon!

(via robotalicious)

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Random toy photos from my mini-vacation in Chicago a few weeks ago, the Transformers edition.

I also shot a photostory while I was there, featuring Perceptor and Wheeljack, so that’ll be up…. uh, eventually! (Editing photos is hard enough; editing photostories even harder.)

Swordsmechs on dA
I Gotcha on dA

Prowl cannot endorse your wholesale slaughter of Vehicons, Arcee. Even if you are an excellent warrior to have at a bot’s back in a fight.

For ghostanswers.

OH MAN PILLOWCASES!!!
(And a new Etsy store and other exciting things!)

So remember all that Transformers-inspired stuff me and my housemates have been slowly developing and revealing over the course of the past year or so? We’ve been selling it at cons and such, of course, but most of it hasn’t been available online at all, and what has been online has been spread between three or four different Etsy shops. How terribly inefficient, right?

Well we’ve fixed that!! We’re going to be listing up our stuff all in one place, on Etsy at the Nostalgia Bomb Store! (And keep an eye out for offerings from our other fandoms too.)

And we’ve inaugurated it with all of the body pillows we still have in stock post-TFcon. Featuring art by Saeru, Dirge, and Ya, we offer BODY PILLOWCASES for G1 Starscream and Arcee and TFP Starscream and Knock Out, as well as a STANDARD-SIZED G1 Soundwave pillowcase!

So come check out our pillowcases, and keep an eye on us as we put up more and more awesome Transformers and other-retro-cartoon-inspired things!

Guess who’s got a rotating jewelry rack for TFcon? :DDD

Autobots on one side, Decepticons on the other, and MLP-inspired cuffs on the third.

I have 6 new Autobot designs and 3 new Decepticon designs for TFcon and I’m really pleased with all of them! The Arcee one shown above is just one of those~ I’d show off the rest but I don’t think I’m going to have time to photograph them, which stinks. Oh well, after the con!

OH MY GOD THIS HAPPENED JUST NOW I CAN'T-

Mom: Hey, who is Wheeljack?
Me: Oh he's a Transformer!
Mom: What's he like?
Me: Well, it depends on which continuity you're talking about.
Mom: Well, I didn't specify, so just tell me about all of them.
Me: Oh, well G1 Wheeljack is that one I have the toy of. And he's a scientist. Though he's not exactly a biotech scientist like Perceptor. He's more into weapons and technology. But most of his stuff backfires and explodes.
Mom: And what's the other one like?
Me: Prime Wheeljack is completely different. Though he looks similar, instead of a smart guy, he's a tough guy. A Wrecker like Bulkhead. He uses brute force and fights on the frontline. He's got two samurai swords and for some reason he teases Ratchet a lot.
Mom: Oh! Maybe he's just flirting with with her because he likes her! She all feminine and he's not, so they go together!
Me: . . .
Me: Ratchet.
Me: The grumpy medic.
Mom: Wait, what?
Me: RATCHET IS MANLY AS HELL WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
Mom: Oh, who's the name of the girly one?
Me: ARCEE.
Mom: Oh.
Mom: Well, then Wheeljack flirts with Ratchet because medics are hot.

diepod-stuff:

I was going to do a “funny” comic thing, but couldn’t think of any good dialogue.

Knockout wouldv’e said “Damn right i am” in his close up.

Goddamn KO why are you so sassy?

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“The people who say that Cybertronians don’t have genders, are just trying to justify their yaoi love. I mean, seriously. The female characters, such as Arcee and Elita-1, are referred to by the others as ‘she’ and ‘her.’ Besides, Look at TFP Arcee. She has curves and boobs that only a girl could have. And if they had no genders, the females wouldn’t sound so girly either. now, can we just drop this whole dumb debate? It only starts fights.”


Holy objectifying gender-policing idiocy, Batman! 
Look, I can’t even respond to this one rationally.  I can only hope that OP is a child who hasn’t yet learned anything about the total social construction of the male/female gender binary in humans, because otherwise the sheer ignorance of statements like the ones in this secret might just have to make me lose a little bit of hope for humanity.
OP, please educate yourself.  Claiming that “only a girl could have” tits and ass is straightforward objectification, and erases all the people out there who identify as female and don’t fit into your stereotypically narrow sex-based definition of femininity and masculinity.  You’re conflating sex and gender in a really gross way, you’re projecting, and you’re attempting to silence the totally legitimate and interesting conversations on this topic, which is completely not on.
This isn’t a “dumb debate”, this is an important fucking conversation that needs to happen in a lot more fandoms than just Transformers.  Lay off and stop policing.

“The people who say that Cybertronians don’t have genders, are just trying to justify their yaoi love. I mean, seriously. The female characters, such as Arcee and Elita-1, are referred to by the others as ‘she’ and ‘her.’ Besides, Look at TFP Arcee. She has curves and boobs that only a girl could have. And if they had no genders, the females wouldn’t sound so girly either. now, can we just drop this whole dumb debate? It only starts fights.”

Holy objectifying gender-policing idiocy, Batman!

Look, I can’t even respond to this one rationally. I can only hope that OP is a child who hasn’t yet learned anything about the total social construction of the male/female gender binary in humans, because otherwise the sheer ignorance of statements like the ones in this secret might just have to make me lose a little bit of hope for humanity.

OP, please educate yourself. Claiming that “only a girl could have” tits and ass is straightforward objectification, and erases all the people out there who identify as female and don’t fit into your stereotypically narrow sex-based definition of femininity and masculinity. You’re conflating sex and gender in a really gross way, you’re projecting, and you’re attempting to silence the totally legitimate and interesting conversations on this topic, which is completely not on.

This isn’t a “dumb debate”, this is an important fucking conversation that needs to happen in a lot more fandoms than just Transformers. Lay off and stop policing.

(Source: dirty-tf-secrets)


“It makes me pretty uncomfortable when people act like they’re improving something by re-assigning character genders in their fanfics or headcanons. Since they’re all giant robots without human genders anyway, shouldn’t their personal identification choices be good enough?”


If we were talking about real people in the real world having their real gender identities challenged, then yes, I could totally see where this secret is coming from.  I know it makes me uncomfortable to have to deal with gender policing or the “But what is hir genderreally, like, actually, like, y’know, what was s/he born as…?” runaround.  If there was someone out there regendering the people I love and insisting things had been improved, I’d be pretty pissed!
But see, here’s the thing.  Transformers is a fictitious franchise that has some serious and sometimes gross problems with the way they deal with gender representation.  To this day the franchise is fundamentally misogynist, and I don’t think we can honestly expect that to change any time soon.
So you know what that means?  That means pretty much the only way for fans like me, to whom progressive gender representation is really important, the only way I can address and challenge the misogyny inherit in the franchise I love is to do in through fandom.  And one of the ways to do that is to choose to present some of the overwhelmingly male characters in the franchise as female.
It goes without saying that I wouldn’t arbitrarily regender real people.  Hell, I’d probably hesitate to do it in any fandom but Transformers.  But the thing about Transformers is, as the secret says, that “they’re all giant robots without real genders”.  We don’t know how or why any individual Cybertronian chooses to identify as one gender or another on Earth.  Hell, have we had any TF canon acknowledge that the human gender binary construct as fluid and arbitrary when applied to giant transforming space robots?  AFAIK, no.
What I’m getting at is that because we don’t see canon acknowledge the issue of human sex/gender identification and how that applies to the characters, we have no way of knowing that their gender identification on Earth means anything to them personally.  Framing the regendering of TF characters as going against their personal choices is disingenuous, because as far as we know, there is no personal choice involved.  If anything, canon, when it makes a commitment at all, is more likely to fall out on the side of sex/gender being intrinsic like it is in humans— IDW comes to mind, if only because of Furman’s horrific misogyny regarding Arcee and her origin story.  Writing in a canon like IDW, I would personally be a lot more hesitant to arbitrarily regender characters.
But for canons like TFP, where we have no idea how or why most of the Cybertronians identify as male but a few of them identify as female, I see no reason not to use the way the TFs identify as a way to challenge some of the misogyny so rampant in this fandom.  Regendering some of these predominantly male characters into females does have the potential to improve something— maybe not a given fanwork or a specific character or Transformers as a whole, no.   I don’t think I could be so egotistical as to think my portrayal of any given character is an improvement on the original.
But if I write a fic presenting a traditionally male character as female and it makes a reader stop and really think about gender identity or gender performance in a way that they haven’t before?   Then yeah, I’m damn well going to count that as “improving something”, and I’m not going to feel shamed for regendering characters to make that happen.

“It makes me pretty uncomfortable when people act like they’re improving something by re-assigning character genders in their fanfics or headcanons. Since they’re all giant robots without human genders anyway, shouldn’t their personal identification choices be good enough?”

If we were talking about real people in the real world having their real gender identities challenged, then yes, I could totally see where this secret is coming from. I know it makes me uncomfortable to have to deal with gender policing or the “But what is hir genderreally, like, actually, like, y’know, what was s/he born as…?” runaround. If there was someone out there regendering the people I love and insisting things had been improved, I’d be pretty pissed!

But see, here’s the thing. Transformers is a fictitious franchise that has some serious and sometimes gross problems with the way they deal with gender representation. To this day the franchise is fundamentally misogynist, and I don’t think we can honestly expect that to change any time soon.

So you know what that means? That means pretty much the only way for fans like me, to whom progressive gender representation is really important, the only way I can address and challenge the misogyny inherit in the franchise I love is to do in through fandom. And one of the ways to do that is to choose to present some of the overwhelmingly male characters in the franchise as female.

It goes without saying that I wouldn’t arbitrarily regender real people. Hell, I’d probably hesitate to do it in any fandom but Transformers. But the thing about Transformers is, as the secret says, that “they’re all giant robots without real genders”. We don’t know how or why any individual Cybertronian chooses to identify as one gender or another on Earth. Hell, have we had any TF canon acknowledge that the human gender binary construct as fluid and arbitrary when applied to giant transforming space robots? AFAIK, no.

What I’m getting at is that because we don’t see canon acknowledge the issue of human sex/gender identification and how that applies to the characters, we have no way of knowing that their gender identification on Earth means anything to them personally. Framing the regendering of TF characters as going against their personal choices is disingenuous, because as far as we know, there is no personal choice involved. If anything, canon, when it makes a commitment at all, is more likely to fall out on the side of sex/gender being intrinsic like it is in humans— IDW comes to mind, if only because of Furman’s horrific misogyny regarding Arcee and her origin story. Writing in a canon like IDW, I would personally be a lot more hesitant to arbitrarily regender characters.

But for canons like TFP, where we have no idea how or why most of the Cybertronians identify as male but a few of them identify as female, I see no reason not to use the way the TFs identify as a way to challenge some of the misogyny so rampant in this fandom. Regendering some of these predominantly male characters into females does have the potential to improve something— maybe not a given fanwork or a specific character or Transformers as a whole, no. I don’t think I could be so egotistical as to think my portrayal of any given character is an improvement on the original.

But if I write a fic presenting a traditionally male character as female and it makes a reader stop and really think about gender identity or gender performance in a way that they haven’t before? Then yeah, I’m damn well going to count that as “improving something”, and I’m not going to feel shamed for regendering characters to make that happen.

(Source: dirty-tf-secrets)

Octane’s only been with us for about two days.  What a charmer!

(The Octane puggleformer is of course by the superlative Cally Kari Shokka.  As for the ladies, from left to right are TF2007 deluxe Arcee and TFA deluxe Blackarachnia in the front, and TFP RiD deluxe Arcee, TFP FE deluxe Arcee, and TFA deluxe Arcee in the back.)

Octane’s only been with us for about two days. What a charmer!

(The Octane puggleformer is of course by the superlative Cally Kari Shokka. As for the ladies, from left to right are TF2007 deluxe Arcee and TFA deluxe Blackarachnia in the front, and TFP RiD deluxe Arcee, TFP FE deluxe Arcee, and TFA deluxe Arcee in the back.)

Do work?

No. Play with ALL THE TOYS.

I snagged an RiD Arcee at WalMart today and now all I want to do is compare and contrast photography between the FE and the RiD.

…And then I want to get out my TF2007 and TFA Arcees and have an Arcee party.

BUT NO I must be good and productive and not play with cameras and lights and toys all day.

Paint all the beads? Make all the hats?