Art
Apparently, transformers in lingerie is a thing now. I wasted my night drawing Blurr, Knock Out ….
….and after that I drew this
I may not have reblogged a lot of the robots-in-lingerie-February stuff but HOW COULD I RESIST THIS?
Thinking critically about the stories that move and shape us.
Nella. 25. Queer. Uses she/her/hers.
I write fanfiction and other stuff sometimes, I make jewelry and wings and other things, and I dabble in toy photography.
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Apparently, transformers in lingerie is a thing now. I wasted my night drawing Blurr, Knock Out ….
….and after that I drew this
I may not have reblogged a lot of the robots-in-lingerie-February stuff but HOW COULD I RESIST THIS?
So I bought Night Viper today, and despite the highly variable (read: usually crappy) quality of Beast Machines toys (seriously what isn’t miscolored is off model, sometimes both, what the fuck) this little guy is incredibly cute, really poseable and transforms well.
But since I can’t just take pictures like a normal person, I said to myself, Megatron deleted all the archives in Night Viper’s world, so what’s a history starved mechanoid to do?
Meanwhile Wheeljack and his tiny assistant, Blurr, are doing their best to bring some order to the cluttery chaos in WJ’s bedroom (next time, on hoarders: cybertron).
wheeljack and blurr are like my favorite things i can’t
ALSO NIGHT VIPER CUDDLIN’ THAT BOOK I REALLY CAN’T
“Haunted”
Self-referential toy photography.
My boys are getting ready for Halloween…
Knock Out’s a knight.
…so of course Breakdown got to be the dragon.
He got a tail and everything.
But no worries, all ends well in the end.
Shockwave can’t get into the holiday spirit
I don’t think Blurr enjoys playing Beauty and the Beast
this was a excuse to put him on a dress again so...
And he got a temper.
My poor Blurr figure, forever alone
I need to get him a ShockwaveNot gonna lie this action figure of Breakdown worth its price, it’s one of the most accurate figures I saw so far.
OH BLURR HONEY…….
But surely you don’t begrudge the precious babies their reunion, even if you are forever alone.
I am kicked out of the fandom now…?
My Blurr figure arrived today c: And Knock Out was…being Knock Out.
No worries, they are totes chill now.
“Maintenance”. -bigger version here.
Mmm yes this was something I needed in my life tonight. Superb as usual, Lylith!
There is no cuter thing I’ve met
than a precocious seekerlet.
Mayhaps excepting Perceptor,
and filthy Knock Out, suave doctor.
Though Drift has hips to make us swoon,
and as for humans we have June.
Quick Blurr is cute and sleek with lust
to touch prodigious Shockwave’s bust ;
for lips, Orion Pax the brave ;
a kink for milfs, steadfast Soundwave.
And last we close on seeker wings,
and gams and waist and comely things,
that they display with innocence
to gentle gazes’ impudence.
Price of Intel
Data Log: 177584 Wheeljack
“Today we got called in on a not so extravagant project fixin’ the incinerator. Doesn’t sound like a job that’d be important enough to call us down for, but when it’s the intel department, they don’t let none’a them civilian class bots go through the trash. ‘Sides, it’s good for recon findin’ spare parts where we can. Recyclin’s important around here y’know?
I figured it’d be mundane, so I took my buddy Percy along with me. Ok, so I had’da drag em’. But it was a good thing I did. We got to fishin’ in the scrap heap n’ ended up findin’ somethin’… peculiar. You know Perc never has much enthusiasm anymore ever since that… eh… not so good thing he did to his brains… but when he picked up that lil’ box we found in the yard it’s like he was watchin’ somethin’ horrible happen right n’ front of em’. Touchin’ it so light n’ fragile like it was in intense pain and he didn’t wanna make it worse…
I was a little freaked out. So I had a look myself n’…
turns out…
Well…
I guess now we know what happened to that chatty lil’ spybot down at Metroplex…”Those pics- with that story.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.
Oh my god right in the goddamn FEELS.
“Some of the fandom made me hate TFA Shockwave/Blurr. Actually all pairings with Shockwave. I just don’t fucking get it anymore.”
Keh, I’m the opposite. I didn’t got Shock/Blurr at all as a pairing until just recently (thanks, Scobble!), and even then only in certain situations.
But merciless Primus, the way most of the fandom seems to ship it…
(Source: dirty-tf-secrets)